|Starring Gabriel Pontello, Christina Andersson|
Directed by Andrew Whyte
SynopsisThe ever-horny Professor Rasputin and his equally-libidinous wife Doctor Christina run a sex clinic to help the idle rich finally hang up their hang ups. All work and no play makes for dull doctors, so the two come up with a hobby - seducing and murdering hitchhikers for kicks.
ReviewWhat can one possibly say about a sex thriller shot by Swedes in Paris, starring several stalwarts of French smut, released in hard and soft versions under a million different titles in dozens of countries with a production year that no one can seem to agree on and a budget of about $27.50?
Well, one can start at the beginning.
Our story opens with French porn king Gabriel Pontello, as the suave Professor Rasputin, tooling around Paris looking for fresh meat for his weekly threesome sex-and-slash with the wife. As Pontello whizzes by some rather magnificent Parisian scenery, his outing is accompanied by the film's theme song, a delirious ripoff of the Boney M "classic" RASPUTIN. Finding his nubile young victim hitchhiking, he takes her home to the wife and the party begins.
Of course after they have their sweaty, smutty way with their guest, her body is discarded and the film promptly forgets it all happened as we head off to the Rasputins' sex clinic. Their wealthy clientele swans in, moans about unfulfilment, gets banged by Professor Rasputin (or his wife) and goes about their merry way.
Wipe off the splooge and repeat.
Having said all that, I must have hated it, right? Oh no, I loved every blessed second of it!
I wouldn't say PROFESSEUR RASPOUTINE is a film of many flaws. I'd say it's a film of nothing but flaws...delightful, endearing flaws that make a film so absolutely bonkers that it becomes irresistible! The soundtrack has to be heard to be believed. The aforementioned theme tune is abominably daffy and the attempts at American arena rock during the sweaty sex scenes are laughable (if, I admit, finger-snappingly catchy.) The sex scenes themselves are actually very erotic, mostly because of the cast's enthusiasm.
|(Marilyn) Jess Desserts|
No motivation is ever given for the lead characters' affinity for fuck 'em and dump 'em scenes or for one of them catching a case of remorse in the final reel of the film. Without giving anything away, the "shock" ending just happens with no lead up or wind down. Daft.
Both soft and hard versions of the film were released. The soft version was issued on VHS in the United States and UK as ECSTASY INC and SWEDISH SEX CLINIC respectively, with a marvelously wobbly dub job. The French release (which bears an onscreen 1980 copyright but wasn't actually released there until 1982) is more rare and cuts a bit of the, erm, "plot" to fit in more screentime for Pontello's penis.
Once quite rare, PROFESSEUR RASPOUTINE has recently found it's way onto the Internet in both its soft and hard cuts. Worth a look for a dopey good time.